Minority Leader Bath Bomb


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“There’s actually been a little bit of controversy that we’ve been likening the presumptive Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell to a slow-talking tortoise-man. I want to state for the record: We are not. What we are doing, is asserting that Mitch McConnell is, literally, biologically, a tortoise. Specifically, a 180-year-old living, breathing giant tortoise of the species aldabrachelys gigantea, who has, despite not being indigenous to North America, somehow ascended to a prominent leadership role in the United States Senate.”

But now he’s the minority leader, and we will celebrate.

Fragrance: Yuzu, water Lily, cyclamen,  bamboo, sea water, dried driftwood, must

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SKU: 71403 Category:


Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Apricot Kernel Oil, Polysorbate 80, Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate, Cream of Tartar, Fragrance oil, Colorant

Additional information

Weight 5 oz
Dimensions 100 × 100 × 100 mm

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